the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
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I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
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I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
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