its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I can't put those talents on a resume
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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