what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
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There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
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I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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