Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
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i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
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I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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