theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
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I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
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I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
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