Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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