nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
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Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
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I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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