how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
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Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
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I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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