My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
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its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
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Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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