he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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