do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
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after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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