I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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