wake up i wanna do it froggy style
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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