wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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