I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
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