sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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