Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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