oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
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$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
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I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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