..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
She's the barista slut.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
We left the knife in your bed.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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