Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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