so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Someone signed my nipple.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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