Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
We just shotgunned beers for America
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Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
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I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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