I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
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The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
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We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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