Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
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