I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
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You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
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I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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