If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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