i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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