I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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