No more Irish car bombs ever.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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