yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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