if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
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