Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
Randomize
