Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
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I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
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literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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