If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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