I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
Randomize