How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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