So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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