So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
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