Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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