So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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