Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
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please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
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He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
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