Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
Randomize
