Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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