its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
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I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
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Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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