he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I just want nice things and good sex
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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