i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Randomize
