She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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