she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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