if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
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