He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
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We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
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I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.