You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
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Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
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I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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