fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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