My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
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i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
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We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
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