gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Just pee around me
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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