I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
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He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
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2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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