How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
It's just like the Real World with babies
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Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
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They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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